Bush

This is a popular internet joke. I couldn’t resist to post it here:

One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue,

where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay”, and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying

“I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,

“Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush.

I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said,

“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,

“See you tomorrow, Sir.”
One More:

A French doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work!!!!!’